And you think **I** am distractable...

Truth is stranger than fiction. The story below is shared, by permission.
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My Beloved Spouse was in full science mode. Pulled into the garage on Thursday, too busy thinking Big Thoughts to put the garage door down. That happens all the time.

Later that night he was doing one of his nocturnal ramblings and went out to the garage to get a frozen pizza out of the freezer chest. This also happens regularly. Now, he did, to his credit, notice that the garage door was still up. Also to his credit, he noticed that a full-grown deer was standing in the garage next to our cars (he said later it was looking at him "funny".) This, is a very unusual occurrance.

He simply put the garage door down, got his mini-pizza, came back in, put the mini-pizza in the microwave, and went back to bed.


The next morning I found a pizza in the microwave, and he said, "Oh, I know. I left that there last night."


When I found the deer in the garage, he said, "Oh, yeah; I think I left that there last night too."