Fortune Cookies

They used to be far better than they are now. I know, I know - it sounds like yet another "in the old days..." comments, but I have proof! I have old fortunes going back to the early 90's if not longer!

My fortune for tonight was: Don't worry about the world coming to an end. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

This is NOT a fortune! Nor is "You like participating in competitive sports." THese were two of the three we got tonight.

*sigh*

Josh Shaine