The Speculator

I want one.

The Speculator
Lyrics by Peter Berryman; Music by Lou Berryman, Lou & Peter
Berryman Music BMI
www.louandpeter.com

We're never ever bored when we're ridin' in the Ford
Cause we have a Speculator on the dash
It doesn't pay the bills or assist you on the hills
And it isn't gonna save you if you crash
But when you pass a dairy now and then
And find that you are wondering again
What's that little shack by the barn around the back
You can turn the Speculator up to ten

( the rest of the song )

I do enjoy this tune.

Best spam effort of the month

Hi Joseph.

I m working in the same office building as you do, just on the third floor.

Our mutual acquaintance John gave me your e-mail and has said that perhaps you will be able to help me. Recently I ve incomprehensible problems with my computer. My operation system (I have Windows 98 Second Edition) give me mistakes, freez and show "blue screen". I rang in technical support and even caused the specialist.

Some boor came and laughed at my (little) old Windows 98, but did nothing. Well and well, I coplained to his manager about his tone and visit turned out absolutely free for me

I have only understood that I need to change the operation system on something new. John, which gave me your e-mail, said that you knew good software on-line shop with attrective prices and great discounts. I searched in the internet and the most great discounts were on this site ('this site' is linked). Have you bought something in this shop? Enjoied? I saw it had many awards!

Waiting the answer. Thanks beforehand, Anne
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If only I worked in an office building with three floors!

To all my LJ friends who play WoW

I have a student who is into it and would be interested in knowing others who do the same. If you are willing to be introduced, let me know - and then somebody will need to tell me how to make it happen!

Thanks!