Quote of the day

Today's winner comes courtesy of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Apparently, Romney said he "saw" his father march with Martin Luther King Jr. Apparently this never happened - but it led to an amusing bit of speech by Romney as he attempted to clarify things and defuse them.

The grammar is amazing, but his grasp of local sports boggles the mind.

"I'm an English literature major," he insisted at one point. "When we say I saw the Patriots win the World Series, it doesn't necessarily mean you were there."