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From

sdorn:
"...no one suggested any terms when I asked, so I'll have to make them up myself (or select five randomly from my brain), and here they are:

* umbrella
* event horizon
* rabbits
* storage
* delete

Here is the immediately relevant part of the rules: The Feghoot must be submitted below [in

sdorn's LJ], in comments, by Friday, December 16, and be no more than 350 words in length (footnotes and table text included). It must include the five words above and end in an absolutely groanworthy pun. (Not in the rules but fairly obvious: if you include them as literals in a list you create just for the purpose of including any list of words in the story, fewer readers will respect you for your skills with language.) Because it will be a public post, please keep language to what you'd like my youngest nephew to see. I'll put reminders everyday online pointing people to this post, until the contest is closed.

Others are welcome to try their luck, as well, since no one took half a minute to think of a word such as rabbit, but the two who put their reputations on the line really deserve a round of congratulations.